I find myself very bored and anxious as I'm waiting for this new addition to our family. Every time someone asks me how much longer, I tell them, and they always respond "oh that's so close" or "it could be any day now." Trust me I know. Everyday I wake up and think...am I going to have my baby today? While I'm sitting around "patiently" waiting I've been thinking about a lot of random things.

-Has anyone seen the show Ice Road Truckers? Me neither. I heard the title and realized I now know what the worst job in the world would be. Driving a truck on ice sounds absolutely ludicrous. No thanks.

-Why do doctors even examine women to tell if they are dilated? When you can be dilated at a one and have your baby that day or dilated at a 4 for a few weeks? By the way, does it seem odd to anyone else that there really is no way to tell when you are going to go into labor?

-I think Micaela's princess theme has gone to far. She now has been calling Caleb "sir" and me "your majesty." Cute at first, but somewhat embarrassing in public. Although not as embarrassing as when she pulled up her dress to adjust her princess panties.

-I recently bought a whole bag of chewy chocolate chip cookies for myself to celebrate the last two weeks that I can eat whatever I want. I'm wondering if anyone knows of a diet where you can eat a whole bag of chewy chocolate chip cookies and lose weight?

-Is there any way I can convince my doctor to not weigh me tomorrow? If so, I will have a few more cookies.

-How are we possibly going to have two children? We should have raised Micaela and then, if we did a decent job, had another one. Or by that time we would only be 40, obviously still young enough to take a few years off and travel around the world. That's why we have to have the 2nd one now. Because there is no way we would give up our world travels to have another child. Just kidding. Kind of.

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